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started.

Another group of girls…

Me: “You remind me of someone, I’ll tell you in a second.”

We talk some more…

Me: “Now I remember!! You were the girl in my high school that would fart in class and let one of the guys take the blame for it!!”

And her friends burst out laughing. I am the life of the party. This makes me happy.

Another blonde walks up to me…

Blonde: “You’re cute.”

She’s already into me, so there’s no need for me to punish her…

Me: “And you’re absolutely beautiful.”

Blonde: “Stop it…”

Me: “No, I mean it.”

She tells me that she works for Express, a popular clothing company…

Me: “I bet you work in the store.”

Blonde: “No, I work in the office.”

Me: “They should put you in the store with all of the other beautiful workers, and rename it Sexpress. You‘re too pretty to be working in an office.”

Blonde: “Oh my god, stop.”

I’m holding onto to her hand and talking to her. She tells me her name and I excuse myself to explain to RJ what just happened. I think when new guys see me with girls, they assume that I know them, when it fact, I got the girl completely off of a cold approach.

A guy then walks up to me…

Guy: “Those shoes are DOPE!”

My shoes? People love them. Invest wisely.